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Went to work the closing shift at Pacific Sunwear, not PacSun, this was pre-PacSun. Racing to get home in a Mercedes 300D in the icy rain, I fishtailed for the first time on the first…

Disharten [di-shar-ten] verb present participle: dishartening definition: to discourage or depress one’s hope, courage, or happiness, similar to the way one feels when they shart. example: “A dishartening feeling ran through my spine when I…

I was a small boy who liked bananas, rice, applesauce and toast. It was only later in life that I realized how important it is to have a healthy amount of fiber in your diet….

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I used to run 10 kilometer races. My secret weapon was Chinese food. I usually ordered a chicken dish the night before a race to prepare me for the run. It really helped! The high…

When I was a young lad, my father brought me to a baseball game. I was very excited! I loved baseball. I loved the roar of the crowd and the smell of nitrite-enriched foods. We…