Here at ShitstainedStories, we’re always trying to innovate. With that in mind, we’re introducing a new feature: Celebrity Sharts. This new series will chronicle documentary evidence of celebrity shart stories. Please feel free to send…
Went to work the closing shift at Pacific Sunwear, not PacSun, this was pre-PacSun. Racing to get home in a Mercedes 300D in the icy rain, I fishtailed for the first time on the first…
Disharten [di-shar-ten] verb present participle: dishartening definition: to discourage or depress one’s hope, courage, or happiness, similar to the way one feels when they shart. example: “A dishartening feeling ran through my spine when I…
I was a small boy who liked bananas, rice, applesauce and toast. It was only later in life that I realized how important it is to have a healthy amount of fiber in your diet….
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I used to run 10 kilometer races. My secret weapon was Chinese food. I usually ordered a chicken dish the night before a race to prepare me for the run. It really helped! The high…
When I was a young lad, my father brought me to a baseball game. I was very excited! I loved baseball. I loved the roar of the crowd and the smell of nitrite-enriched foods. We…